Chapter Three

A guy named Jimmy-Bob-Joe-Mark-Jeff-Allan Daniels threw a smoothie at Vannessa Hudgens and Bob the TV guy. So now Vannessa Hudgens and Bob the TV guy died of ouch-a-smoothie-hit-me-a-tosis and this made all of the TV's in the world go black. This made Jimmy-Bob-Joe-Mark-Jeff-Allan Daniels and his wife Alice-Ivory-Susy-Kelly-Barbie-Jessica-Leslie Daniels angry. The only way they could vent their anger was to party with Paris Hilton. So they called Paris. Paris was painting a purple cow on Miley Cyrus after she had passed put in a night club. "uh I have to sing." said paris. Paris got into her hot pink limo and sang " La-La-La-La!" Everyone in Japan started to cry. Everyone one knows that crocoldiles live in salt water and soon crocodiles were overwhelming Japan. Now, in Japan the cure to crocodiles is to squeeze a lemon in your eye. Soon Japan was a giant lemonade. All the fat guys went to Japan. Hollywood was infected with ouchasmoothiehitme-atosis. Cuba was deserted. Africa had purple sweater disease. America had no leave or lemons. Bassically the world was a mess. Who would save them? Lemon Cow Man!