Chapter Three

A guy named Jimmy-Bob-Joe-Mark-Jeff-Allan Daniels threw a smoothie at Vannessa Hudgens and Bob the TV guy. So now Vannessa Hudgens and Bob the TV guy died of ouch-a-smoothie-hit-me-a-tosis and this made all of the TV's in the world go black. This made Jimmy-Bob-Joe-Mark-Jeff-Allan Daniels and his wife Alice-Ivory-Susy-Kelly-Barbie-Jessica-Leslie Daniels angry. The only way they could vent their anger was to party with Paris Hilton. So they called Paris. Paris was painting a purple cow on Miley Cyrus after she had passed put in a night club. "uh I have to sing." said paris. Paris got into her hot pink limo and sang " La-La-La-La!" Everyone in Japan started to cry. Everyone one knows that crocoldiles live in salt water and soon crocodiles were overwhelming Japan. Now, in Japan the cure to crocodiles is to squeeze a lemon in your eye. Soon Japan was a giant lemonade. All the fat guys went to Japan. Hollywood was infected with ouchasmoothiehitme-atosis. Cuba was deserted. Africa had purple sweater disease. America had no leave or lemons. Bassically the world was a mess. Who would save them? Lemon Cow Man!

Chapter Two

Now Sally meets rock the rhino in the ocean. Rock doesn't like Sally in his ocean so he hits Sally with his horn. Sally now gets the fatal disease leaf-a-tosis!! Leaf-a-tosis makes people eat leaves and lemons. It is also contagious. So now Cuba has no leaves. A lady named Loraine goes to America to get more leaves. She finds a tree farm. Hurray! Loraine eats all the leaves on the tree farm. And people start to protest. So she packs up her tent and moves to Africa. In Africa people only eat purple food. Loraine loved it. She ate too much purple food and gets purple sweater disease. Now she can only wear purple sweaters. So Loraine was walking down a street in Africa when see's mr.p (which for legal purposes I must call mr. puke). Mr.P starts to flirt with her and she smacks him and he lands in an orange tree. It turns out mr.p is a cameleon. (OMG!) At that moment a giant cameleon eating bug walks down the street and eats mr.p. Then the bug says that he's gross so he poops mr.p out. Now mr.p is a crap-tacular-vampire! Mr.p goes home and watches high school musical three to feel better. But the popcorn is magic and zac efron appears. "Stupid kid. You need science homework. SDtupid kid. Go die in a hole." Said mr.p, as he bit zac efron. Then they got married. Zac efron didn't like todays style but in 1937 the style was to marry a pig. So zac efron married a pig named corn. Corn loved politics (and corn) so he married barack obama but he wasn't very loyal so he also married sara palin. So now mr.p was married to zac efron who was married to a pig who waas married to barrack obama nd sara palin. (Is that legal?) But he didn't care because his TV had stopped working and he couldn't finish High School Musical 3. At the TV place, a guy named Bob wasn't paying attention to the fact that all the TV's in America, Turkey, Czech Repulic, and Africa weren't working. Bob was to busy danicng with Vannesa Hudgens. An angry mob was starting to form around the TV place.

Chapter one

It all started back in 1899 when my great-great-grandmother traded a mule for a toilet. It wasn't a modern toilet. It was made of wood. So my great-great-grandmother sits on the tiolet and gets a splinter. The way to cure splinters back then was to sqeeze a lemon on it. So she sat on the tiolet and squeezed a lemon on her splinter. The lemons all fell in the toilet. But, the mule that she traded for the toilet was angry at being traded so it hit the toilet. A few years ago my family found that very same toilet in a dumpster. But, it just so happened that the great-great-grandson of the mule that was traded for a toilet in 1899 was with us and he recognized the toilet and sat on it. All of the lemons fell out. These lemons attracted a bug which carried a disease called Skolio Tiskist. Skolio Tiskist is a disease where you get boils all over your face. My mother got Skolio Tiskist and the cure to Skolio Tiskist is to squeeze a lemon on your boil. So my mother squeezed a lemon in her eye. But the lemons my mother used attracted more bugs and more Skolio Tiskist and soon my entire family got Skolio Tiskist. So we all squeezed lemons in our eyes. And quickly the entire town got Skolio Tiskist. One boy, named Billy, was squeezing a lemon on his boils when he got lemon in his eye. He went to the doctor.
"Doctor, what's wrong with me?" Billy asked.
"You have Skolio Tiskist" said the doctor.
"But, my eye?" Billy inquired.
"Oh yes, you have a lemon in your eye."
"What do I do?"
"Squeeze a lemon in your eye, of course." the doctor responded.
So Billy sat on his toilet all day and all night squeezing a lemon in your eye. He put all of the lemons in the toilet. But Billy's toilet was small and it soon exploded. At that very moment a chinese guy walked by and saw all the lemons. He said that the were worth a million dollars each. So Billy became a billionaire and married a girl named Sally. Now the funny thing about Sally was that she crossed the fery at exactly 7:30 each morning. The next day, at 7:30, there was an earthquake and Billy thought that Sally had fallen to her death. He died of grief the next day. But Sally was wearing an umbrella skirt ,which was the style in 1937, and she floated into the sky. While Sally was in the sky, she met a knid baloonest named Zachary. Zachary loved Sally and he gave her his favourite pidgeon, Jimmy. But, Jimmy hated Sally so he broke her umbrella skirt. Sally fell down and down into the ocean. She swam for seven days until she finnaly found Cuba. Now, the first person she met in Cuba was a steel drummer named Marley Jimbo. Marley Jimbo had a monkey named Audrey who loved pinnaples. One day Audrey died of eating to many pinnaples. Marley Jimbo blamed Sally and he threugh her in the ocean.